...and I blog

Last train

2007-01-12T22:32:00.000+08:00

The idea of setting up wireless community project was mooted by badass and I was among the first to agree and help to champion the cause. 2 years down the road, thru it's ups and downs, it's really sad to see this service come to an end, and it's me who cause it to cease.

Anyway, life goes on.

This is ajemain sign off for the last time from ABB. Goodbye

Double 0 seven plus double 0 seven equals 2 double 0 seven

2007-01-01T11:57:00.000+08:00

James Bond = 007

What if you add 2 James Bond together

(007 + 007) = 2(007)

So this year is The Year of 2 James Bonds.

Anticipations

1. Toll charges will increase again
2. Petrol prices will increase again
3. Number of offsprings will increase?
4. Salary will increase?
5. What else..!

Hopefully, all are pleasure one!

Nasi Ayam

2006-12-31T14:54:00.000+08:00

On my 1st 2 tries, I failed to locate the restaurant. But yesterday, it was by chance.

Look tempting!Linda's mom..The bill, pheww...

Overall, the food is good, nice ambiance and most importantly, it taste Malay.

On her birthday

2006-12-28T14:36:00.000+08:00

Ajemain: Happy birthday, and sorry no present this year.
Anis: Uhhh.. ok

Bai...Selamat Pengantin Baru...

2006-12-23T21:59:00.000+08:00

It's mating season. Another friend just got married. Few snapshots taken during his wedding reception today.

Walking the aisleWaitingMakan berdamaiBride & Groom (I like this pic)Telur merah?3-storey cake...

Congratulations bai...

Malasnya

2006-12-18T23:22:00.000+08:00

Lazy & Dumb. Luckily, I'm not a programmer. Period.

Pencinta wanita

2006-11-27T22:06:00.000+08:00

Pencinta wanita

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Sedozen Kesilapan Suami Ketika Di Ranjang... 18SX

2006-11-21T12:55:00.000+08:00

This is funny. Somebody forward me this email message. ROTFLOL!!!

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Ini adalah sebahagian daripada koleksi saya berkaitan kesilapan suami
ketika diranjang. Mudah-mudahan dengan adanya catatan ini, para suami
dapat menjalankan tugas memberi nafkah batin dengan lebih lancar dan
memuaskan isterinya.

1. TIDAK BERCUMBU TERLEBIH DULU
Menurut kajiselidik, 79% dari lelaki Malaysia suka seks spontan (gaya
koboi atau seks ekspres). Isteri berharap agar suami mencumbu bibirnya
terlebih dulu, bukan tempat lain. Ambil masa untuk bercumbu dengan
secukupnya.

2. PENIUP TELINGA YANG TERLAMPAU
Sepatutnya tiup secara perlahan-lahan. Itu akan mampu membangkitkan rasa
berahi. Jangan lakukan seperti meniup lilin harijadi kerana itu akan
menyakitkan telinganya.

3. TIDAK BERCUKUR
Muka lelaki yang tidak bercukur dirasa seperti duri landak oleh
isterinya, apatah lagi selepas itu mukanya akan merayap pula ke serata
tubuh hingga ke peha. Janganlah rasa seronok melihat isteri memusingkan
kepalanya ke kiri atau kanan, itu bukan kerana ghairah tapi untuk
mengelakkan kulit mukanya yang halus itu dari dicucuk duri landak.

4. MEMICIT PAYUDARA
Ramai lelaki memperlakukan isterinya seperti surirumah menggunakan
kedua-dua tangannya memicit tembikai untuk tahu sama ada ia sudah masak
atau tidak. Apa yang patut dilakukan ialah mengurut lembut, membelai dan
mengusap.

5. MENGGIGIT PUTING PAYUDARA
Puting payudara adalah sensitif dan tidak harus diperlakukan seperti
mahu meniup pelampung. Jangan dikunyah seperti makan chewing gum. Yang
patut dilakukan ialah jilat serta sedut, atau sentuh dengan hujung
lidah.

6. JANGAN CARI STESEN RADIO
Jangan cari stesen radio menggunakan puting payudara isteri kerana itu
akan menyakitkannya. Usah fokus pada puting saja tapi seharusnya pada
seluruh payudara.

7. ELAKKAN DARI TERUS MENGEBOM
Isteri anda bukan tiga anggota saja (dua bukit satu gua). Seluruh
anggota tubuhnya dari rambut ke kaki perlukan belaian anda. Jangan terus
pergi mengebom tiga anggota saja.

8. GELOJOH SANGAT
Tunggu hingga isteri bersedia dan membuka pakaiannya. Jangan
terburu-buru dan gelojoh hingga tangan anda tersepit di pakaian dalam
isteri anda.

9. BUKAN TONG SAMPAH
Jika anda pakai kondom, ianya bukan hadiah untuk isteri anda. Membuang
kondom adalah tanggungjawab suami.

10. JANGAN JADI SHARP SHOOTER
Isteri bukan untuk diserang secara 'direct', yang patut
dilakukan ialah mengurut-urut dengan jari di sepanjang tepinya saja.

11. MANA ADA TEA-TIME
Jangan sekali-kali berehat pula bila anda melakukan istimta' (foreplay),
tubuh isteri perlu sentiasa disentuh agar berahinya tidak turun
mendadak. Teruskan rangsangan anda.

12. JANGAN JADI INCREDIBLE HULK
Bila membuka pakaian isteri, bukalah dengan kemas sebagaimana anda
membuka hadiah yang bernilai.

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Maybe it's compiled by some unhappy wives out there. By the way, I like no 4. hehehehe

SU Blogger Geng?

2006-11-20T22:57:00.000+08:00

An impromptu get together while waiting for the rain (to stop off course) after biggest recorded attendance for baraan of the year led to the idea of forming SU blogger gang ala Geng Jurnal.

From left: komenghensem, lanrambai, berlingo,kudin and apai. Not in the picture: ajemain

Countdown

2006-11-10T17:15:00.000+08:00

Let's start it.

Tiring

2006-11-08T00:01:00.000+08:00

It has been sometime since my last post. Sorry guys. This job is tiring and I really mean it. Maybe this one can help.

New life

2006-09-03T22:36:00.000+08:00

Gone is the orange turn blue skin... here comes new one. Let's get over it and start a new life.

Bye...

today is

2006-07-17T18:25:00.000+08:00

Today is...

the day. My heart breaks. Why him? Why?

"kau seperti nyanyian dalam hatiku yg memanggil rinduku padamu seperti udara yg kuhela kau selalu ada" - Once

Blue

2006-07-17T00:02:00.000+08:00

...and I blog turn blue

To commemorate the winning, ...and I blog will be published in blue.

Welcome

2006-07-16T23:24:00.000+08:00

Welcome on board

aJemain would like to welcome Nur Maisara to become the lastest member of Jemain clan. Congratulations.

It's over

2006-07-15T21:54:00.000+08:00

Finally....

Yes. It's over. I feel relief as...

1. Not to worry having to wake up in the middle and sleep in front of the tv.
2. Not to listen detail minute-by-minute previous night game free analysis almost everywhere...even it can be heard while I did my business. Sigh
3. Not Brazil, not Germany but Italy, the champion. Bravo Azzuri...and guys... look who's having the last laugh... kah kah kah... tu la pasal, dulu gelakkan aku bila aku kata Itali juara world cup 2006.

On a serious note, I'm not really fancied football world cup and definitely not this edition. But one particular reason for me supporting Italy for World Cup 2006 is that I choose this team over other 31 teams in world cup this for a contest held in my company after reading this report. I'm sold. For the record, I don't know a single soul in the winning squad, err... maybe I know some of the name but if you parade me the 1st 11, the possibility for me to match the name and face is close to none.

Anyway, unlike last edition world cup final, I watched the game this time around. I felt sorry for zizou over what had happened to him. If I were there, I definitely would do the same.

Me too

2006-06-20T20:55:00.000+08:00

Me too

Me. Own this too.

On our anniversary

2006-06-19T20:55:00.000+08:00

I Miss You on Our Anniversary

I miss you on our anniversary.
It's lonelier than most days I'm alone,
Even though we manage on the phone
To touch with words the face we cannot see.
You away are far more dear to me
Than anyone who might remain at home.
My love is in the places that you roam,
Being with you where I cannot be.
We do not choose the objects of our passion,
But passively await the holy fire
That immolates our past and lights our fate,
Twisting through the alleys of desire.
So I am yours, and will contented wait,
Allowing love my life and will to fashion.

Yes... I miss you.

WC2006

2006-06-10T13:25:00.000+08:00

WC2006: Let the mayhem begin

My money goes to

Champions : Italy
1st Runner up: Brazil
2nd Runner up: Argentina
3rd Runner up: Netherlands

Kita tengok siapa yang kena!!! Err... where's England?

Better late than never

2006-06-02T23:05:00.000+08:00

Last year

This year

Well... submitted it online. But still at the very last minutes. A very typical Malaysian style. Malaysia Boleh!!!

Better late than never

Break

2006-05-16T15:45:00.000+08:00

Break...

I need that... really

PD

2006-05-06T12:41:00.000+08:00

PD...the summary

I was in PD for the past 3 days and these are things that I can grasped

1. It's best to learn things the hard way, the harder the lesson, the better.
2. Greatest satisfaction achieved after all hardworks
3. Some people can't take criticism, and try to defend. As for me, I don't give a damn, say what ever you want.
4. Focus, focus, focus...is the most common word heard.
5. It's easy to get tan, just few hours in hot sun, you'll get one, no need to use suntan machine, me? I got burnt.
6. I don't understand when women keep asking for gender equality, yet imposing conditions after conditions on gender-based issues.
7. It's nice not to think about work.

back

2006-04-08T22:51:00.000+08:00

I'm back

sometimes...

2006-04-02T17:43:00.000+08:00

You got to do what you got to do

Just close your eyes and execute it... whether you like it or not.

Iris

2006-02-23T08:18:00.000+08:00

Iris - Awie

To my lovely wife. Hayatilah lirik lagu ini. Hentikanlah rajukanmu itu.

Kau masih ku cintai ….sungguh
Dari awal dulu hingga hari ini
Aku pasti seyakinnya pasti
Kau lah satu untuk ku

Kau masih Dewi hatiku….sungguh
Biar sejuta tahun hilang di hari
Usah gusar sayang usah ragu
Aku milikmu

Chorus *
Cintaku jika kau tanya pada bintang
Gemilauan sinar tak kan hilang
Akan aku sinari duniamu
Moga terpadam sangsi mu oh….

Cintaku jika kau lihat tingginya awan
Tak kan tercakar tinggi cintaku
Hanya hati ku tahu apa mahuku
Kan dunia ku pastinya milikmu
Hingga ke akhir hayatku

Ulang *

Kau masih ku cintai….sungguh
Dari hari pertama kau ku nikahi
Aku pasti seyakinnya pasti
Engkau milik ku..